Blonde Walks Into a Bar

Author: Swan, Jonathan
Subtitle: The 4,000 Most Hilarious, Gut-Busting Gags, One-Liners and Jokes
Publisher: Ulysses Press (2008)
Pages: 496
Binding: Softcover
Type: Humour
Synopsis: Do you want to be the person who keeps friends laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of THOUSANDS OF JOKES on every topic from HUNG-OVER ACCOUNTANTS TO HORNY ZEBRAS, this book offers you over-the-top jokes that will have everyone laughing out loud. What's the difference between a bartender and a pharmacist? Nothing, the bartender just has a limited selection. What do West Virginians do when their car breaks down? Build a house next to it. Why were the blonde's boobs square? Because she forgot to take the tissue out of the box. Two former classmates meet at a reunion. The first proclaims, "I'm a garbage man." "I'm a lawyer," replies the second. "Honest?" asks the first. "No, just the normal kind," says the lawyer. I come from a small town where the population never changes. Each time a woman gets pregnant, a man leaves town.

Unapologetically funny and irreverent,A Blonde Walks into a Barholds nothing back as it delivers laugh after laugh. Sacrificing political correctness for the sake of good old-fashioned humor, this book takes shots at everyone from accountants, lawyers and politicians to blondes, rednecks and farm animals and of course, everyone's favorite trio: a priest, a minister, and a rabbi. After reading only a few pages, readers will find themselves uncontrollably e-mailing side-splitting jokes to family, friends and social network buddies. Books this funny should be outlawed!

Last updated on December-19-14